U-G-L-Y, You Ain't Got No Alibi
It may be wrong to mock people for their appearance, but it feels so darned good!
Just when I thought I'd heard every Tyrone Hill is ugly gag there is, InsideHoops comes up with this gem:
"Tyrone Hill. His head comes to a perfect point on top. Thankfully, no one will notice because the rest of his face looks like it's been at the bottom of the ocean for five months."