Thursday, August 19, 2004

Party Animal

A 2-year-old black bear was found passed out at Baker Lake campground, Washington, after drinking 36 cans of beer. This alone would make it worthy of inclusion in this blog. What really makes the story special are two further facts:

1. The discerning bear started his binge drinking Busch, but quickly switched to local microbrew Ranier Beer after only one can of the low-end lager.

2. The wildlife agents captured the bear by setting a trap with donuts, honey, and two cans of Ranier Beer.

While the bear was not named, a sneaking suspicion tells me that it might go by "Homer Simpson."

1 comment:

Jason Mulgrew said...

I think it should be called "Jason Mulgrew" - if you know what I mean.