Normally, I try to steer clear of Britney Spears. As I'm fond of saying, "no comment necessary."
In this case, I have to highlight the fine work of the folks at The Smoking Gun. They have truly outdone themselves by unearthing a copy of the legal documentation for Britney's "wedding."
Rather than saying, "I do," the legal document says "I don't." Just the sort of thing to kick off a romantic honeymoon, eh?