Thursday, February 12, 2004

And the Wellesley version will be entitled, "Hot All-Girl Action"

One of my glorious alma maters, Harvard University, has just approved a student sex magazine, H Bomb.

H Bomb supporters quickly added that the magazine would not be pornographic, but rather provide an outlet for erotic artistic expression.

And I bet most people will read it for the articles.

Of course, I'd probably pay to *not* receive the MIT version.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Low carbs, high cholesterol

Dr. Atkins of "low carb" fame had a history of high blood pressure, heart attacks, and other heart problems, and weighed 258 pounds at his death.

Looks like Mayor Bloomberg was onto something after all!

Monday, February 09, 2004

If Lincoln Used PowerPoint

If you don't find this parody funny, there's something wrong with you.
Man Sues Penis Enhancement Vendors

Here's a creative way to deal with the flood of penis enlargement spam--sue the manufacturers for fraud.

That's exactly what Brad Corsello and Jeffery Horton are doing. Horton paid $160 for VigRx Oil, and reports:

"I used the products, but the products had no effect whatsoever," Horton wrote. "I now feel that I have been cheated out of my money by the sellers of the products. If possible, I would like to prevent the sellers of the products from cheating others as they have cheated me."

Stay tuned for more details on this creative approach to spamkilling!