"Father Takes A Wife"
The last time she visited, my mother-in-law accidentally left one of her romance novels, "Father Takes a Wife." Like many such books, it had wildly overblown cover art.
Why is this relevant?
Because (once again thanks to BoingBoing) Longmire has another edition of satirically photoshopped romance novel covers. Don't forget to check out the previous set.
I'm partial to "Gimme My Shirt Back!" myself.