Sunday, December 25, 2005

The Beer Goggles Formula, or How My Friend Kelso Got Into Trouble During Our College Years

The Beer Goggles Formula, or How My Friend Kelso Got Into Trouble During Our College Years
Back in November, scientists at Manchester University managed to derive a formula to explain the "beer goggle" effect.

The formula, which takes into account the amount of alcohol consumed, the lighting in the room, your vision, and the distance between you and the person you're looking at, can predict the degree to which your judgment of attractiveness is likely to be impaired.

At 100, Kathy Bates will look like Jessica Alba...which explains some of the "girls" my pal Kelso hooked up with in college.

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