Thursday, July 27, 2006

Silicon Valley Pickup Lines

I normally don't post content from gossip rag Valleywag, but this list of terrible Silicon Valley pickup lines warranted an exception:

1) Let me show you my Om face. [invented by Kevin Burton]
2) Nice shoes. Wanna TechCrunch?
3) There's a launch party in my pants and you're invited.
4) I see I'm already giving you a liquidation event.
5) Let's mashup.
6) Let's go park on Sand Hill Road.
7) Can I take you South of Market?
8) Looks like your Yahoo could use a Flickr.
9) Are your YouTubes tied?
10) I'm in UI, can I be in U?
11) You're so fine I'd drink your Kool-Aid.
12) Just you, me, and my podcast audience.
13) I wanna go voip, voip, voip.

Of course, the best pickup line these days (now that Larry is married again) is:

"Hi, I'm Sergey Brin."


Andrew Fife said...

I don't know about the Sergey pick up line... it didn't seem to work for me.

Nick Douglas said...

Larry's married? E-mail me the deets! Nick (at) Valleywag (dot) com.

Chris said...


You guys look too different. Maybe you can claim to be Dave Filo of Yahoo--no one knows what he looks like!


Sorry, I should have specified Larry *Ellison*. Hence the "married again" comment.

sumon said...


Another one would be:

"hold that thought, you'll be blogging about me tomorrow morning"

Chris said...


I like the way you think. Or how about, "I'll give you something worth Digging..."