I may have a blog, but I'm not a blogger.
When they put me on CNN after some horrible crime spree, they probably won't label me "Disgruntled Blogger."
Ben* will be labeled as a blogger (unless they label him "Boy Genius"). Ramit will be labeled as a blogger (and a major pimp). Jackie will definitely be labeled as a blogger.
(For bonus points, add your own comment speculating on what kind of crime spree each of these friends is most likely to commit)
I'm a fast writer (anyone else out there write a white paper in 27 minutes?), but I just can't keep up. And I can't even imagine how someone like Violet manages to churn out amazing prose several times a day!
The pressure is enormous. And I've already got too many white hairs.
So I'm waving the white flag, guys. I surrender. I'll do whatever you want. Just don't call me a blogger.
* Hey Ben, fix yer damn site so I can link to you, will ya?