In the words of the immortal Chick Hearn, this election is in the refrigerator.
The lights are out, the eggs are cooling, and the butter is getting hard.
The Jell-O is jiggling.
Thanks for playing, John McCain, you can now take your place with Dole (no good reason to run), Gore (inexplicably, ran as a populist), and Kerry (Dukakis-esque ineptitude) in the campaign mismanagement Hall of Fame.
Congratulations, President Obama.
InTrade may say that Obama is still at just a 57% chance of victory, but I didn't get my reputation by making the safe calls.