Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Secret of Getting Ahead

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.”

--Mark Twain

2 comments:

Paul said...

that's great and all, but what's the secret to getting head? (and if you have any tips for girls on giving it ... )

Ha!

(you don't have to publish this, I just saw this and thought your blog has been very void of porn and porn references lately)

Anonymous said...

paul, tip for getting head: give head back.

Really. The only way to convince a girl to go down is do the same back. Girls love it too (ps: learn how to do it right and correct mistakes. Don't be sensitive about criticism in this dept)

As for Mark Twain: has there ever been a bigger giant?