Wednesday, January 30, 2013

10-year-old humor

Last night at dinner, the Chinese restaurant gave us red bean soup with tapioca for dessert.  Jason looked up and said, "Mmmmm, I love all these balls."

"Ha ha," I said sarcastically.  "Don't push it."

He smirked.  "Maybe next week we can go to KFC and get some spicy breasts."

"Now you're definitely on thin ice," I said.

"And then after that," Jason said, "We can get hot dogs for dinner and suck on some wieners."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

your kid is clever, chris!

Foobarista said...

And if you buy him a lady dog, he'll talk about going home to play with his bitch.

Chris said...

Foo,

Oh yes, he's definitely aware of that double entendre as well.