Wednesday, January 30, 2013

10-year-old humor

Last night at dinner, the Chinese restaurant gave us red bean soup with tapioca for dessert.  Jason looked up and said, "Mmmmm, I love all these balls."

"Ha ha," I said sarcastically.  "Don't push it."

He smirked.  "Maybe next week we can go to KFC and get some spicy breasts."

"Now you're definitely on thin ice," I said.

"And then after that," Jason said, "We can get hot dogs for dinner and suck on some wieners."


Anonymous said...

your kid is clever, chris!

Foobarista said...

And if you buy him a lady dog, he'll talk about going home to play with his bitch.

Chris said...


Oh yes, he's definitely aware of that double entendre as well.